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Valentine’s Day Horoscopes

By Luna Waterstone | Feb 10, 2019

Ahh the season of love is upon us. Here is your 2019 Valentine’s Day horoscopes provided by our resident astrologer and over all advice giver, Luna Waterstone. Aquarius (January 21 – February 19) Ah, another holiday. This one might not be your fave, but it should be. It’s your birthday season, after all! So Happy […]

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The Time I Hooked Up With My Co-worker

By T. Rogers | Feb 10, 2019

Break-ups are full of regrets, but it’s the after a break-up period where shit can really get regretful. Can I share a story about the time I hooked up with my co-worker? I had good intentions. However, this fling quickly turned into a nightmare – and to this day his awful foreplay haunts me. I take […]

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February Horoscopes

By Luna Waterstone | Feb 1, 2019

Your February Horoscopes January was a tough year. Here is your 2019 February horoscopes provided by our resident astrologer and over all advice giver, Luna Waterstone. Aquarius (January 21 – February 19) Your birthday season is in full swing, Aqua girl—and you arelovingit. After a hectic start to the year, February is bringing some clarity […]

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5 Signs That You’re Being Used for Sex

By T. Rogers | Feb 1, 2019

Nothing irritates me more than females being mocked and criticized for their heartbreaks. Somehow the inconsistent behavior of men is always our fault. When relations go sour, all we hear is: “you should’ve known better”, or “how did you miss the signs?” Well, I’m here to tell you that if a man ended up using […]

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By Amy | Jan 26, 2019

PREMIUM JACK RABBIT SIGNATURE SILICONE THRUSTING RABBIT From: California Exotic Novelties Price: $126 I’ve been really excited to try the  Jack Rabbit Signature Silicone Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator I’ve never tried a thrusting vibrator before and honestly, I’m really lazy so it seems like a pretty great toy.  Main features: Rabbit style vibrator with 3 speeds Thrusting action with […]

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Besties Before Testes

By T. Rogers | Jan 25, 2019

My Best Friend Chose Her Boyfriend Over Me Once upon a time I was a social butterfly. I would always make conversation and gain new friends everywhere I landed. Well, as I matured my social desires faded. Mostly due to me realizing how important a true friend is. As I became more experienced with people, […]

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14 Adult Novelties to Keep Your Valentine’s Day Red Hot

By Amy | Jan 17, 2019

Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. Here are 14 adult novelties sure to keep your day red hot!   HIGH ON LOVE HEMP CHOCOLATE BODY PAINT Nothing pairs better with Valentine’s Day than chocolate. This all-natural chocolate comes in a beautifully designed heart-shaped bottle. It is infused with hemp and melts to body temperature. […]

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How to Save Your Sex Life After You’ve Moved in With Your Boyfriend

By T. Rogers | Jan 16, 2019

How to Save Your Sex Life After You’ve Moved in With Your Boyfriend   Prior to the big move-in date, I had eight months to mentally prepare for my new live-in relationship. This would be the first time I moved in with a boyfriend. To mentally prepare I read a couple of self-help books. I […]

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First Crush: I Thought He Liked Me, But He Only Liked my High Heels

By T. Rogers | Jan 9, 2019

I was a sophomore in college, and actually starting to enjoy my daytime routine of classes, deadlines, and never- ending walks across campus. However, it was the after- class hours that I despised. Cold weather was approaching (aka cuddle season where college nights warp into movies and making out) and most of my friends had […]

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