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May Horoscopes
It’s gunna be May! Here is your 2019 May horoscopes provided by our resident astrologer and over all advice giver, Luna Waterstone. Aquarius (January 21 – February 19) It’s a throwback kind of month, isn’t it Aquarius? We know you are all up in your nostalgia feels during Taurus season, with home taking the #1 […]
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Don’t Yuk Anybody’s Yum: Fetishes and Kinks
Fetishes and kink have become a lot more normalized in popular culture in recent years. I always think of the scene in It’s always Sunny in Philadelphia when Denis is being asked why he has a wide array of tools in his car and he casually says it’s “Fetish shit. I like to bind, I […]
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Private Relationships Last Longer, Here’s Why
The trials and tribulations during a relationship are endless. One minute, you’re fighting over an ex and five minutes later, the argument is about your favorite bra that’s missing. Yes, the bra argument is personal. I’m still just having a hard time figuring out where it could be when it was last seen with him […]
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Sex on the Beach is So Overrated
As teenagers, girls begin to fantasize about boys. Most dream of a happily ever after and walk down the aisle with the man of their dreams. And, there are some girls that dream about nights of lust and romance, on a beach with the man of their dreams. That was me, I was one of […]
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Are You A Side Chick or a Boss B*tch?
Becoming a side chick can either be a choice or the unfortunate path that life led you in. However, in both cases, is the side chick really the one to blame? Why does she have to be slandered as a side chick? Maybe, she just made the mistake of trusting a man. Not too long […]
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Seven Ways To Up Your Blow Job Game
Make sure you are in the mood I’ve accepted the blow job call when I’m not fully in the mood and it usually ends up being a mediocre experience. Ya, I get er done, but my partner can always tell when I’m not fully taking pleasure in going down, which leads to less enjoyment all around. Instead, […]
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April Horoscopes
Yay Spring! Here is your 2019 April horoscopes provided by our resident astrologer and over all advice giver, Luna Waterstone. Aquarius (January 21 – February 19) Last month was either really exciting for you, or a real drag. With Mercury having been in retrograde the entire month, communication was. . . faulty, at best. And […]
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Dating an Older man? Watch out for This
I was having a major soul-searching moment. It was sparked by another failed dating attempt. So, I decided to change my life around -yet again. I canceled all plans and forced myself to sit in and read self- help books. I also called my spiritual friend Carmelita for help. She’s the most poised and calm […]
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Spring Boyfriend, Is That You?
Here’s the Ultimate Checklist for the Perfect Spring/Summer Boy Toy I’ve been waiting a long time to give this * unwanted * opinion. So, whether you’d like to hear it or not- here it goes. There’s this custom or ancient trend of breaking up with your significant other during the warm weather seasons floating around. There’s no […]
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