The Unicorn Blog
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A Fool on Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is approaching and every year I’m reminded of a terrible Valentine’s Day experience I had while in undergrad. I was a sophomore in college and foolish because I put my trust in a guy for a first date on Valentine’s Day. I also made a foolish mistake that could’ve put me behind bars. […]
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My Poor Friend Just Can’t Keep a Man
It was a long-awaited Friday night. I had been working overtime all week and finally had a free night to myself. My boyfriend was even out of town. So, I would have a clean and quiet home all to myself. I couldn’t wait to undress down to bare skin and binge the new season of Orange […]
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Surviving the Holiday with Your BF’s Family
Tis’ the season for annoying and nosey parents to have their way with questions. And when you’re in a relationship, you not only have to deal with this from your parents, but from his parents too. The first time meeting your boyfriend’s family is always tricky. You’re never really sure if you’re making a good […]
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Dressing Room Sex-While Pregnant
Ahh, it’s true. There is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. My rainbow is pregnancy and now that I’ve finally arrived at my third trimester, I’m having good sex again. Well, let me further explain what I mean by “good.” Yes, I’m still lugging around 40 extra lbs. of weight and […]
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Pregnancy Sex Sucks (at least for me)
I’m 36 weeks pregnant and let me tell you, pregnancy sex sucks. At least for me. Let’s back up, so I can tell you what is going on….. Last year I turned thirty and in every birthday card I read something along these lines: “congrats you made it to 30 without kids.” Honestly, I had […]
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The Truth Behind a Man that Is Not Giving Head
I don’t have a degree in psychiatry, and not every decision I make in relationships is the best. But, I know a thing or two about men and their behavior. I mean, I’ve been obsessed with them ever since I watched Zach Morris smirk and stroll down the hallways of Bayside High in the early […]
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5 Things I Learned from Making the First Move
5 Things I Learned from Making the First Move At my previous job, the building had a doorman named Charlie. Charlie was an elderly, and pleasant man that found so much joy in his job. He loved to greet workers and visitors every morning. He also loved to spark a conversation. This building had high foot […]
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Sometimes Break- up Sex Is a Good Thing
Breaking-up from your significant other is never fun. No matter if the relationship lasted for years, months or days they usually end in unwanted emotions and quarrels that put you in a funk. Well, sometimes the break-up is mutual, and in that case, what’s so wrong with break-up sex? Your body probably needs the orgasm. […]
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6 Ways A Threesome Could Ruin Your Relationship
Your boyfriend has mentioned having a threesome quite often lately. You’re not against having one-you’re actually curious about how it may feel– and threesomes always look like fun in pornos. So, despite the judgment you may receive from your friends (it’s your relationship and none of their business anyway); you finally said “yes.” Now what? […]
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